My Completely Fabricated Interview with Wells Thompson

Riding on the coat-tails of a slow news week, the fact that my favorite Rapids player snagged a goal last Saturday and the fact that people seemed to enjoy me turning Claudio Lopez into a sadistic rage-induced ball of fire against Gary Smith in my last completely fabricated interview, I'm expanding the completely fabricated idea into a mini-series or at least a two part show. 

Man, holy run on sentence, Batman.

Contained below is the totally legit 100% actual interview that I completely made up that I had with Wells Thompson.

Thank goodness we start game coverage tomorrow so we'll have something new to talk about!