Running 30 yards with the ball, unmarked, and finishing from a somewhat bad angle? Goal of the week nominee.
Finishing with your feet, possibly accidentally, while unmarked at the top of the six-yard box after a good cross in? Goal of the week nominee.
Finishing a completely unmarked header? Goal of the week nominee… actually, nominees.
Chasing down a bouncing ball from 20 yards away, skinning two defenders and putting it away with a diving finish? Nah, go sit down.