OK, I have to do an actual game recap for that debacle, as unfun as it may seem. (I got through the complete 2012 season, I can do this!) Colorado had just about everything that could possibly have gone wrong go wrong on Sunday night during a 3-0 loss to the Whitecaps. It was essentially a highlight reel of every bad trait that the Rapids have had at any point this season, all bundled up into a neat and tidy little package.
We'll be watching the Rapids in Seattle next time up on Wednesday, and hopefully the Rapids will treat this game as it should be treated — a demon cleanser.
Zach Lowy 
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