Yeah, I know. That game was crap from start to finish, but we're still going to try our hardest to come out with a Man of the Match. (I'd do a Goat of the Match, but that would probably just turn into a 150-word long post of me screaming various curse words.)
Here's a couple of candidates, though nobody was exactly stellar:
Yeah, I got nothing. Vote!
Zach Lowy 
Matt Pollard 