Happy Cinco de Mayo everyone! Since this is a favorite holiday of random people who like to drink for absolutely no reason even though they don't actually know what the holiday is about (St. Patrick's Day with sombreros, really), I figure it's about time to come up with a fun drinking game.
So here we go, a few starters for the Rapids vs. Quakes Drinking Game (patent pending):
TAKE A DRINK WHEN…
* Longball from either side
* Referee lets something go
* Richard Fleming mentions either Gordon's or Jahn's fouls from the last match
* A shot by either team is off-target
FINISH YOUR DRINK WHEN…
* A goal is scored (you might be all right on this one)
Add in your own ideas below.
Zach Lowy 
Matt Pollard 