$%^@ the Rapids
Chris White People have often talked about the Rapids being a bad team, but anyone who has been there since the start can tell you that isn't true. No, the big crime…
March 2019
Clint Irwin traded to Toronto FC
Earler in the week, it was scoffed at that the Rapids would be looking at Everton and USMNT goalkeeper Tim Howard, partially because the Rapids already had two starter-worthy goalkeepers…
Tim Howard is a panic move the Rapids shouldn’t make
Learning lessons is not a thing the Rapids do well, as we all know. So should it really surprise us that we're seeing a similar thing happen, but this time…
Tim Howard is a panic move the Rapids shouldn’t make
Learning lessons is not a thing the Rapids do well, as we all know. So should it really surprise us that we're seeing a similar thing happen, but this time…
The Rapids cannot possibly be this stupid
I have a theory. So when I hear Bravo saying something as absolutely insane as this…: Despite that, Bravo was saying the most mind-blowingly dumb thing I've ever heard. He…
Former Managing Editor of Burgundy Wave proves to be Nostradamus
Well check out the 55:00 mark of the Rapids Thugcast from March of 2014, where one Chris White predicted… a Columbus-Portland match-up in the MLS Cup final. Yeah, it was…
I feel insulted by the Colorado Rapids’ fan forum
Why am I mad? Because they insulted us with what they said in that fan forum. I was expecting them to come out and dodge questions and spew platitudes about…
There is literally no reason to fire Pablo Mastroeni right now
If the Rapids were still in it, that might be a different story, but this team hasn't really been in the playoff race for weeks now. The Western Conference is…
“The Rapids Way” can be pronounced dead
"We did everything we wanted to do." The fact that press conferences continue to go in this direction is the final clue that, yes, the 'Rapids Way' is dead, probably…
The much-maligned Rapids tactics aren’t improving
People make way too much of formations. Except for the very start of the match when the two teams are lined up ready for kick-off, it's rare that the players…
