BREAKING: Every Single Rapids Player Injured In Separate Grain Thresher Incidents
Chris White Oscar Pareja was baffled by the scenario, saying, "To be honest, I didn't even know there even were that many grain threshers in Colorado. Aren't we a little far away…
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This Just In: Americans Don’t Like Soccer, Need Shootouts & Shot Clocks
We got past the whole 'AMEURCANZ DONT LIEK SOCCER' thing in, like, 2009, right guys? Right? Like, we got past the point where people would be publishing 'How to make…
Scott Palguta Memorial Depth Meter: OMG INJURIES AUGH
Welp, injuries are hitting hard at home here, which means it's probably high time we pulled out the ol' Scott Palguta Memorial Depth Meter again. For the uninitiated: Six injuries…
Diego Calderon, Pablo Mastroeni Also Out Saturday
Mo' injuries, mo' problems. Depth to be tested, I suppose.
Martin Rivero Announces His Foot Is Healed
Without him, we've had to resort to hoofball in a couple of games simply because nobody was there to link the ball from the midfield to the forwards. Fortunately, Rivero…
FIFA Declares USMNT vs. Costa Rica Result Will Stand
Costa Rica, following their 1-0 loss to the USMNT in very snowy conditions on Friday, decided to try and lodge a complaint with FIFA because of the conditions that the…
Thanks To Allstate For Partnering With Burgundy Wave Last Week!
You'll notice that over the past week leading up to the US Men's National Team game against Costa Rica, we were throwing out a few mentions of events by Allstate…
The Daily Wave: The .Gif Of Friday Night
Watch and laugh. Laugh at the Costa Ricans, to be precise. Good luck with that appeal to FIFA you guys are planning on getting going, guys! I'm sure that it's…
Rapids vs. Galaxy – Goat Of The Match
This one should be at least a bit more interesting than the Man of the Match vote, though I still think there's a pretty clear frontrunner. You know who it…
