Rapids vs. Timbers – Three Questions With Stumptown Footy
Chris White As we do around here, Geoff from our Timbers blog Stumptown Footy and myself exchanged a handful of questions about each other's teams yesterday to help get ourselves acclimated with…
Andre Akpan Traded To New York Red Bulls
Oscar Pareja told Andre Akpan prior to the season that this was going to be his last chance to get on the field. With four chances to do so, even…
BREAKING: Every Single Rapids Player Injured In Separate Grain Thresher Incidents
Oscar Pareja was baffled by the scenario, saying, "To be honest, I didn't even know there even were that many grain threshers in Colorado. Aren't we a little far away…
This Just In: Americans Don’t Like Soccer, Need Shootouts & Shot Clocks
We got past the whole 'AMEURCANZ DONT LIEK SOCCER' thing in, like, 2009, right guys? Right? Like, we got past the point where people would be publishing 'How to make…
Scott Palguta Memorial Depth Meter: OMG INJURIES AUGH
Welp, injuries are hitting hard at home here, which means it's probably high time we pulled out the ol' Scott Palguta Memorial Depth Meter again. For the uninitiated: Six injuries…
Diego Calderon, Pablo Mastroeni Also Out Saturday
Mo' injuries, mo' problems. Depth to be tested, I suppose.
Martin Rivero Announces His Foot Is Healed
Without him, we've had to resort to hoofball in a couple of games simply because nobody was there to link the ball from the midfield to the forwards. Fortunately, Rivero…
FIFA Declares USMNT vs. Costa Rica Result Will Stand
Costa Rica, following their 1-0 loss to the USMNT in very snowy conditions on Friday, decided to try and lodge a complaint with FIFA because of the conditions that the…
Thanks To Allstate For Partnering With Burgundy Wave Last Week!
You'll notice that over the past week leading up to the US Men's National Team game against Costa Rica, we were throwing out a few mentions of events by Allstate…
