Mon. Jul 6th, 2026

FC Dallas 2 Colorado Rapids 1 – Game Recaps: Now In Haiku Form!

Wait, what do you mean I have to pad this out to 150 words? Damnit. Well, the Rapids showed once again that when faced with any kind of adversity at all, they fold like an origami swan in a hurricane. They once again had a solid first half but couldn't close any deals, so the score was 0-0 going into the second.

All right, I've hit my word quota, I'm off to go dance with a bottle of black rum.

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