Anyway, Tim Hinchey has pretty much said it's MLS' fault that we haven't seen any progress in the 'official' waters yet. Get on it, MLS! I need these confirmations to sleep at night!
I think at this point, we can start to assume that it's not the most impecably played practical joke of all time by Thompson, Zapata and Hinchey. Maybe.
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