google.com, pub-7058379508891613, DIRECT, f08c47fec0942fa0 The Slow Descent Into Madness Of Tony Cascio's Twitter Account - Burgundy Wave
Fri. May 3rd, 2024

Odd, but not unheard of, I guess. Perhaps Tony has secretly been a Russian major this whole time and none of us knew? Or maybe he was just reeeeally interested in the Russian news. He followed that up with a bit about the Aurora shooting.

Again, odd to see him randomly tweet out of the blue, but it was topical since the shooting was exactly one year ago today.

Yeah. This went on for two hours or so, with the most random of random headlines. My favorite:

After that two hours of non-stop hackage, Tony finally found out he had been hacked, and made what was probably the only tweet actually by him all night.

Ah, finally, the spamming of ou-

Oh.

I have to assume he's still deep in thought over what his new password should be, because I don't think he ever actually changed it. Or he changed it from 'Password' to 'Password12345' or something. (It's the same combination that he has on his luggage!) May we suggest 'CascioTime12345' instead?

As of this writing (just before 3 a.m. MT) the non-stop twitter spam is still flowing freely from the account, and has been for some six hours now. We hope that it's curtailed soon, because he's starting to turn into @Horse_ebooks.

But hey, at least his account didn't get hacked in the Tyler Seguin manner, eh?

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